Talking to Savannah about her chocolate advent calendar because she asked
when Christmas was while we were watching tv tonight.
Me - Why don't you know what day it is? You have an advent calendar.
Her - Dude! I ate like 13 chocolates in one day because I got so behind!
Me - Why do I buy you chocolate advent calendars?!
Her - Because I love the chocolate!
Me - That's it! I'm not buying you anymore chocolate advent calendars! I will just
get you a bag of chocolate!
Her - That would be a whole lot cheaper.